The Washington Times kills off journalism for good

Posted by admin | Posted in Politics | Posted on 30-04-2012-05-2008


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From the Washington Times, who republished it from World Net Daily because yes, the Washington Times is so ridiculous a news outlet that they have to crib stories even from the darkest opium dens of internet conspiracy, I present to you the most insane sentence ever passed off as an actual news story:

Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand who died March 1, the same day Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama’s birth certificate.

The death of all American journalism was confirmed at 5:42 PM on Sunday. It is survived by two children, Farce and Insanity. In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to send members of the Washington Times to somewhere where they can get the help they so sorely need.

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